Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Do not share your desktop over your work network

Luis is short.  Luis wears lotion from bath and body works.  Luis shared his desktop folder.
Thought he may like these pictures and help files:

Thursday, December 5, 2013


A few years ago there was this douche-bag who only cared about himself.  Luckily he got busted for being a self centered dick:

From: Michael
Sent: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 3:38 PM
To: **Local**
Subject: Community Coffee Cups


Now that our company does not supply styrofoam cups I was a bit concerned when I went to get a cup of coffee today and found two coffee cups  were available in the break room both of which I don’t like using. Later as I was walking through the Support area I happen to walk past a certain individuals desk and to my disbelieve I seen were all the coffee cups went.

Jon ,

On behalf of *everybody* at our company, especially the coffee drinkers, I ask that during your *own* time you wash the cups you have horded at your desk. In the future I also request that you be considerate enough to realize that these cups are community cups, not your personal cups, and other people would appreciate being allowed to use them.

Cups in kitchen as of (3:20pm PST) 8/11/09

Cups on Jon's desk @ 3:30pm PST) 8/11/2009

nickgonzales4949: can you email me this
nickgonzales4949: please

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Got you again Marco

For some strange reason, Marco does not believe anything I say.  Part of the reason may be that when someone was on vacation, I had convinced him that someone was getting a sex change operation.

I was simply out of the office for 3 days and he did not believe I was back in the office.  I needed to take this opportunity to trick him.  You need to be more trusting Marco!

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Is Tai'Rownn the famous cop-killer Chris Dorner?

                                      Is Tai'Rownn the famous cop-killer Chris Dorner?


                                                             Chris Dorner

Though he denies any connection with the murderer, the uncanny resemblance between the two is a dead giveaway.  I have sent this information to the authorities and they have promised an investigation.

This is similar to the News Reporter that was reporting on himself as a rapist at large: